The Blog With No Qualms

Subjective Art.

2009-06-08T23:37:00.001-07:00

You like art? I make art. Not this photoshop crap, REAL art.

http://bit.ly/S0hB7

These are my comics. From Nick Comics.

Thank you, thank you.

Anyway, continuing on, and quitting my plugging for things no one pays attention to---

I guess that's still a plug for something no one pays attention to.

It's not too funny, this week, is it? Hm...I'm doin' something wrong.

Time? Got Plenty Of It.

2009-06-08T23:11:00.000-07:00

If you look on the first post, you can read something like "The First Post In A Long Line Of Boring Posts". Yeah, turns out, I won't even be updating much!

Probably better for all of us. All three of us. Mom. Dad.

That last one was nice, wasn't it? The lolcatz? I could envision that becoming a popular internet meme. Or meem. Whatever.

This is basically a pity-post. So, at least say thank you.

Thank you.

The Internet Was Made For Lolz

2009-05-13T22:45:00.000-07:00

Ever wish your favorite tweenager fads could accompany your computer's desktop? Ever been to Google Image? That could help you out a lot, you know.

BUT! Have you ever wished that No Qualms and that SAME tweenager fad could accompany your desktop, TOGETHER!?

Dig in, No-Qualmers. Dig. In.

If you use this as a desktop, wait until midnight, and say "Hell Mary" three times, you'll realize how gullible you are.

Señor, You Are Mistaken. I Have NO Qualms!

2009-05-05T14:32:00.000-07:00

Happy Five of Mayo! For today, I come baring a gift from the Land of No Qualms!
I never celebrate Cinco de Mayo, mostly because I'm not Italian.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Oh, yes, it's a Mexican holiday. Those Mexicans and their...sombreros.

I used to have a sombrero. I used it to hold guacamole to dip my tacos.

Let's make this post even MORE racist, hm?

So, you say you're not Mexican, but you'd like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Well, I say you CAN! Yes, you really can! It doesn't require any shady surgery!

Right now you should be wondering, "What is it that can make me Cinco de Mayo-worthy?"

This -

That's right! No Qualms helps you out, yet again!
No need to thank me, just bring me back a taco from your huge Cinco de Mayo party!
No guacamole.

Now, as part of our Cinco de Mayo SpecialTM, I've decided to be cool and let one slip out.

Let me rephrase that. I've decided to let a No Qualms picture, that I wasn't intending on releasing, out into the public. (This picture does NOT carry the official TOSONS {The Official Seal Of Non-Suckiness}. Of course, I haven't gotten around to giving ANY picture the TOSONS.

Enjoy -

Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with Cinco de Mayo, or even Mexico. Just thought you'd like it. You spoiled brat.

Well, I'm done here. I've given you so many presents you're practically a No Qualms Santa Clause. A Mexican No Qualms Santa Clause.

Merry Cinco de Mayo.

Experts Today Say America is Fat

2009-05-04T14:41:00.000-07:00

Leading scientists have predicted we'll all be fat by 2010. "Obese", using the correct term. 20% or more overweight.

'Super Size Me' by Morgan Spurlock, tries to make you believe that if a restaraunt sells a certain type of food, you should be able to eat that food for the rest of your life and never gain ONE pound or be affected by gunshots. Also, you can see through walls.

Why not embrace our fat, and love it? Have No Qualms with it.

Why not excersize while conducting a test on how healthy food is? Hm!? Riddle me THAT, Morgan.

And no, I don't mean to ridicule a five-year-old movie. That would make me 'Out-Of-Touch'.

Oh, yeah, No Qualms -

Earth-Shattering Qualms

2009-05-02T21:59:00.000-07:00

Today, here at the No Qualms blog, we're breaking new ground. What ground am I talking of? Both Literal AND Metaphorical 'Ground'. How's THAT for yah!?

The Literal -

It's not huge ground; many people have done it before us, but we wanted to join in on the fun. Fun for both you AND I. The Ground being broken is the fact that we're posting TWICE IN ONE DAY! Alright, so not many blogs haveN'T broken this ground on their blog, but this important to us, so sit back and endure the rest of this...

The Metaphorical -

You're gonna have to figure that one out on your own -

If you don't understand the 'ground' being broken with this post, try and figure out what movie that pictures from. Shouldn't be too hard; search for Kevin Bacon on IMDB and rifle through the movies. (Sidenote about Bacon movies: Few are recognizable, none are good) (Except this one, but in the cheesy 90's sorta way)

Go out and conquer with your findings at the No Qualms Blog, today! And don't look at the keywords for this post to try and cheat to find out which movie that is! Goodnight, Everybody!

The Purebred Always Wins the Race

2009-05-02T19:13:00.000-07:00

That may not necessarily be true, but I can tell you they definitely run faster. Need proff? How about proof? You'd like me to spell correctly, wouldn't you? Yeah, that's just what you want me to do...

At the No Qualms blog, we don't judge, but we sure do criticize! And after looking over today's No Qualms pic, you're sure to criticize even yourself!

Alright, get out there and show me you mean BUSINESS!!

It Does It All!

2009-05-01T18:02:00.000-07:00

Ever wanted No Qualms to pick up that disgusting stain on your carpet that's been there since New Years? How about act as a turkey baster? Or picking up dog turd? Yes, No Qualms can do all these things. Just ask. That's all. Go ahead...

Thank you! Yes, we will!

This one may be a little long-winded, but I feel it's a strong one. And, plus, it's German-Made! You know the Germans make good products! And it's all completely Patriotic!

Just Let This One Speak For Itself

2009-04-30T09:25:00.000-07:00

What the Title says...

Like I said, this one's better off not explained.

Down and Nerdy

2009-04-29T06:47:00.000-07:00

As if this wasn't nerdy enough, or even 20 years late, but Tron has made it's way into our
No Qualms picture for today. For today, we have an iconic...um....icon. He's more popular than Pez, or Darth Vader. It is -

Yes, it is the Tron Guy.

I could put in an array of nerdy facts about this movie, but I just don't know any. I like this movie, but I'm not a HUGE fan. I like Bit. He's funny...anyway -

End Of Line

For Old Time's Sake

2009-04-28T19:51:00.000-07:00

Have you been reading the No Qualms blog wishing you could have the same laughs you had with the first post's picture? Pleading you could experience that surprise you got when you first layed eyes on that beauty? Boy, have I got a surprise for you.

Welcome, No Qualm-ers, to the first Re-Qualm-ilization! If you had Qualms with it before, then sit back as I take those Qualms away! Or, rather, turn them into No Qualms!

At the No Qualms Blog, we like our No Qualms just the way it is, but sometimes, maybe someone with a different outlook comes along who would like to view upon the No Qualms in a different way. To those people, we used to say 'Why don't you just go follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter!?'

(Speaking of which, why not follow the No Qualms Twitter? https://twitter.com/noqualms)

But, not now! Oh hoho, yes, not now. Now, we say 'Thank you for your wonderful suggestion! We shall stay up till midnight and work on it until our wives take our kids over to their mothers and stay their while we update this frivalous blog!

Long story short, it's a twist on the original No Qualms design. Enjoy -

Please enjoy it. We don't want our loneliness to go in vain.

Qualms and Death 101

2009-04-27T15:30:00.000-07:00

Are you scared of death? Afraid to die? Terrified of being plucked from the only form of existance that you know and love?

Fret no longer, my fellow No Qualm-er! Any case of Death-phobia can be easily cured by simply administering a healthy dosage of No QualmsTM!

For this week, No Qualms looks like this -

So there you have it! You're cured! And, remember -
Got Qualms? Go to http://theblogwithnoqualms.blogspot.com/

Aye, Ye Be Wantin' No Qualms!

2009-04-15T10:31:00.000-07:00

I'm a big fan of pirates. Not because they say 'booty' a lot, but more because of the fact that they're 18th century, Caribbean cowboys. And I'm a big fan of cowboys, too.

I mean, who ISN'T a fan of pirates? Stiffs. People who are unhappy with life. And here at the No Qualms blog, we don't take 'unhappiness' for an answer, do we, boys and girls?

So I have a prescription for those squares - A No Qualms picture. Namely, one with pirates. Do you like pirates?

I do -

No-Qualm-er's, don't be fooled by the depressed ones. They only want to make your life miserable. Shove this picture in their face and laugh as they cry their way home.

The first post of a long line of boring, exhausting posts.

2009-04-07T23:31:00.000-07:00

Sit back and relax as your eyes get bathed in warm, soapy picture-juice. Ew. Disregard that. What I meant to say was: Hello and welcome to the first post! This is going to be a fun ride! Will it really? No. Will I try to make it? Not even close. If I wanted to make this exciting, I'd post pictures of half-naked women running track.

No, what I'm going to do on this blog is post pictures of amazing incredibleness. Namely, 'No Qualms'.

What's 'No Qualms'? Why, it's a phrase to explain the fact that you're okay with the problems you live with. You have NO QUALMS.

Stupid? It shouldn't be. 'Cause it's awesome. Change your way of thinking. Maybe then people will think you're less of a jerk. You jerk.

For this post, I'll leave you with this picture -

Disturbing, I know. But if you really take it in, save it off and use it as a desktop for a week or two, you'll suddenly realize how, not only funny, but how much of a brilliant philosophy it is. (Hint: It's a REALLY brilliant one) Well, anyway, have a nice day and use this as your desktop, alright? No? Whatever.

- Nick. He Has No Qualms.

P.S. - Click on the picture for the full size one, you boob.