The Internet Was Made For Lolz

Ever wish your favorite tweenager fads could accompany your computer's desktop? Ever been to Google Image? That could help you out a lot, you know.



BUT! Have you ever wished that No Qualms and that SAME tweenager fad could accompany your desktop, TOGETHER!?



Dig in, No-Qualmers. Dig. In.




If you use this as a desktop, wait until midnight, and say "Hell Mary" three times, you'll realize how gullible you are.

Señor, You Are Mistaken. I Have NO Qualms!

Happy Five of Mayo! For today, I come baring a gift from the Land of No Qualms!
I never celebrate Cinco de Mayo, mostly because I'm not Italian.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Oh, yes, it's a Mexican holiday. Those Mexicans and their...sombreros.

I used to have a sombrero. I used it to hold guacamole to dip my tacos.

Let's make this post even MORE racist, hm?

So, you say you're not Mexican, but you'd like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Well, I say you CAN! Yes, you really can! It doesn't require any shady surgery!

Right now you should be wondering, "What is it that can make me Cinco de Mayo-worthy?"

This -

That's right! No Qualms helps you out, yet again!
No need to thank me, just bring me back a taco from your huge Cinco de Mayo party!
No guacamole.

Now, as part of our Cinco de Mayo SpecialTM, I've decided to be cool and let one slip out.

Let me rephrase that. I've decided to let a No Qualms picture, that I wasn't intending on releasing, out into the public. (This picture does NOT carry the official TOSONS {The Official Seal Of Non-Suckiness}. Of course, I haven't gotten around to giving ANY picture the TOSONS.

Enjoy -

Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with Cinco de Mayo, or even Mexico. Just thought you'd like it. You spoiled brat.

Well, I'm done here. I've given you so many presents you're practically a No Qualms Santa Clause. A Mexican No Qualms Santa Clause.

Merry Cinco de Mayo.

Experts Today Say America is Fat

Leading scientists have predicted we'll all be fat by 2010. "Obese", using the correct term. 20% or more overweight.

'Super Size Me' by Morgan Spurlock, tries to make you believe that if a restaraunt sells a certain type of food, you should be able to eat that food for the rest of your life and never gain ONE pound or be affected by gunshots. Also, you can see through walls.

Why not embrace our fat, and love it? Have No Qualms with it.

Why not excersize while conducting a test on how healthy food is? Hm!? Riddle me THAT, Morgan.

And no, I don't mean to ridicule a five-year-old movie. That would make me 'Out-Of-Touch'.

Oh, yeah, No Qualms -

Earth-Shattering Qualms

Today, here at the No Qualms blog, we're breaking new ground. What ground am I talking of? Both Literal AND Metaphorical 'Ground'. How's THAT for yah!?

The Literal -

It's not huge ground; many people have done it before us, but we wanted to join in on the fun. Fun for both you AND I. The Ground being broken is the fact that we're posting TWICE IN ONE DAY! Alright, so not many blogs haveN'T broken this ground on their blog, but this important to us, so sit back and endure the rest of this...

The Metaphorical -

You're gonna have to figure that one out on your own -

If you don't understand the 'ground' being broken with this post, try and figure out what movie that pictures from. Shouldn't be too hard; search for Kevin Bacon on IMDB and rifle through the movies. (Sidenote about Bacon movies: Few are recognizable, none are good) (Except this one, but in the cheesy 90's sorta way)

Go out and conquer with your findings at the No Qualms Blog, today! And don't look at the keywords for this post to try and cheat to find out which movie that is! Goodnight, Everybody!

The Purebred Always Wins the Race

That may not necessarily be true, but I can tell you they definitely run faster. Need proff? How about proof? You'd like me to spell correctly, wouldn't you? Yeah, that's just what you want me to do...

At the No Qualms blog, we don't judge, but we sure do criticize! And after looking over today's No Qualms pic, you're sure to criticize even yourself!

Alright, get out there and show me you mean BUSINESS!!

It Does It All!

Ever wanted No Qualms to pick up that disgusting stain on your carpet that's been there since New Years? How about act as a turkey baster? Or picking up dog turd? Yes, No Qualms can do all these things. Just ask. That's all. Go ahead...

Thank you! Yes, we will!

This one may be a little long-winded, but I feel it's a strong one. And, plus, it's German-Made! You know the Germans make good products! And it's all completely Patriotic!