The first post of a long line of boring, exhausting posts.

Sit back and relax as your eyes get bathed in warm, soapy picture-juice. Ew. Disregard that. What I meant to say was: Hello and welcome to the first post! This is going to be a fun ride! Will it really? No. Will I try to make it? Not even close. If I wanted to make this exciting, I'd post pictures of half-naked women running track.



No, what I'm going to do on this blog is post pictures of amazing incredibleness. Namely, 'No Qualms'.



What's 'No Qualms'? Why, it's a phrase to explain the fact that you're okay with the problems you live with. You have NO QUALMS.



Stupid? It shouldn't be. 'Cause it's awesome. Change your way of thinking. Maybe then people will think you're less of a jerk. You jerk.

For this post, I'll leave you with this picture -

Disturbing, I know. But if you really take it in, save it off and use it as a desktop for a week or two, you'll suddenly realize how, not only funny, but how much of a brilliant philosophy it is. (Hint: It's a REALLY brilliant one) Well, anyway, have a nice day and use this as your desktop, alright? No? Whatever.

- Nick. He Has No Qualms.

P.S. - Click on the picture for the full size one, you boob.